Monday, January 31, 2011

Charlie Sheen Will Not Last the Projected Three Months of Rehab

I said I would stop picking on Charlie Sheen, but I just cannot help myself. The guy said he likes to party. He is having a good time and giving you Two and a half Men, so he does not need rehab. Why can you turds not understand that? I am paraphrasing all but the “turds” part, which violated the declared ceasefire.

Sheen is checking into rehab fort drug and alcohol abuse for the next three months. Production of Three and a Half Men will shut down for the duration. By shutting down, I mean fully. The entire production crew from the light handlers to the guy who moves props from set to set is out of a job until Sheen is clean and sober. If he had an decency, Sheen would pay their salaries out of his pocket, but considering his attitude towards rehab, my guess is he is blaming the shut down on all the turds who do not understand snorting cocaine off a porn star's left buttcheek qualifies as harmless fun.

Three months covers the production of eight episodes, so CBS will air what it already has in the can, some reruns, then move episodes of Mike & Molly into the timeslot. So those of you who are not watching Mike & Molly at 9:30 can now not watch it at 9:00, either.

I would not hold my breath for Sheen to finish the whole three months, either. I gave him two weeks maximum. I imagine the production staff of Two and a half Men will go along with the abbreviated stay, too, rather than lose the revenue. Bet on it.

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