Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Satan and David Lynch for His Problems

Remember that, folks. When anything goes wrong in your life, blame Satan and David Lynch. Or more realistically, yourself. When you hand your daughter over to disney completely so they can create a new person out of her as a cash cow and you allow them free reign because you want to heal the achey, breaky heart caused by the loss of your fame and fortune, there is no one to blame but yourself.

ctrus peaks of his regret over allowing the Hannah Montana phenomenon to happen in a GQ interview. i would like to give him the benfit of the doubt he is concerned over the damage his cashing in has done to his daughter Miley, but I note the timing of his interview--long after the gravy train has end its run. Miley is eighteen and no longer sharing the wealth with daddy, who is now reduced to hosting a reality show about paranormal activity.

Note at the link that he is co-hosting the show with another of his children. Further proof he is not particularly concerned with how living in the spotlight might affect them. of course, hunting aliens and ghosts for syFy will not be as lucrative, so I guess it is okay. Sorta.

At least Cyrus admits his failure. He allowed Miley to do whatever she wanted as long as she was making money, justifying his action by claiming he always wanted to be a friend to his kids. Disney would force him to go out there and “play” daddy to cover up for incidents like the leaking off racy photos or the pole dancing. It is incredibly sad he confesses to playing the role of father, as though he has no clue how to be a father naturally.

Any honest observer could see Miley heading down the Lindsay Lohan Road for a long time now. Nothing truly bad has happened to her yet beyond the collection of tramp stamps, but give it time. She obviously has not been given the grounding she needs to remain on the straight and narrow. Her father knows it. She does not even have Disney velvet gloved iron fist protecting its corporate interest any longer. This will end badly, and all because of one man’s failure to be a father.